September 15, 2008
Musical Funny: Gettin' Down!
LOL! For some strange reason, this reminds me of UWO :D
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March 12, 2007
Musical Jokes
Legendary Groaners
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.
Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because he's Haydn!
Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A: A Chopin Liszt.
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.
She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.
The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."
...and That's all folks! *cue music*
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January 19, 2007
Musical Funny: Music in Heaven/Hell
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September 17, 2006
Old Time Jug Band
This musical funny is brought to you by: http://www.allfunnypictures.com/
Not necessarily a musical site but the source of some damn funny stuff none-the-less.
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April 26, 2006
Fans Get Nude For Corporate Cash Cow...
Is it possible that solo acoustic cover music can cause so much decadence and frivolity? (LOL!;D
In fact: TheMusicalRevolution has a temporary myspace page under the name Corporate Cash Cow... which is the same name I use as a solo acoustic musician.
I thought it was extremely funny and resourceful when this young lady sent over this pic to entice me to joining her group.
If you would like more information on the aspiring young entrepeneur who sent over this pic check: [Censored by You].
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February 18, 2006
Musician Jokes
Here's a few musician jokes to cast off our "Musical Funnies" Category (graffik pending - honest). If I've left anyone out or if you have a musical joke to put out there, lemme kno: weblog@themusicalrevolution.com
A drummer/percussionist walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!" The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: "Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke."
One night at a gig the band leader yells at the bass guitar player "Your out of tune! Fix it!" The bass player pulls on all of the strings and says "The tension is the same on all of the strings...it must be in tune." and the guitar player yells at him "You idiot. The pegs have to be all lined up!"
Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless ..
Q: How do you know when there's a singer at your door?
A: Can't find the key- doesn't know when to come in!
Q: What do you have when a keyboard player is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: How do you get a DJ off of your front porch?
A:Pay for the pizza.
Q: How many horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but they'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of tune."
Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
A: The sack.
For more free musician jokes check out: Notation Machine
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