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June 16, 2005
Wed.Aug.4-Thur.Aug.5/04 - Calgary/Lethbridge/Picture Butte, AB
Corporate Cash Cow... Independent Musician Cross Canada Tour (Pt 1) Western Canada.

Re-connecting with Gus' past, sexy ladies and hecklers that would give you the shirts off've their backs.
Wednesday August 4th is a travelling day. A lot of it is spent in an old Uncle Jesse truck bouncin' across the western country side. Finally seein' Lethbridge is pretty decent as I've heard alot about the place (K territory from BITD). Meeting Gus' friends Chris, Natalie and their crew, partaking in the Moxie's HUGE chocolate brownie and blowing up my brand new air matress for the first time are all highlights of the day. But the biggest and best is meeting the kids - Maren and Mason. Beautiful younguns with energy to spare - at least until naptime :D
Thursday tells a different tale. During the daylight hours we play the part of tourists with C, N and the littleuns acting as our guides. We pack tha whole fam-dam into a minivan and head down to the coulee which is a Lethbridge spot of interest. Apparently, the railway bridge that spans the riverbed is the longest/highest of its kind. Also, apparently someone decides to jump off've the bridge monthly :S We check out an old fort with cows (alberta beef live :). We finish off our Lethbridge tour at the park watching the kids expend some energy on the apparatus there (climb the net seems to be a hit).
The gig that night is in Picture Butte, a small town just north of Lethbridge. I head out early for set up. Gus and tha gang decide to follow up later. So I pull into the Cactus Pub and immediately notice that the front is lined with pickup trucks; not an SUV or sports sedan to be found. LOL! I load in and there's the token regulars at the bar, country rawk on the system and typically over accomodating staff. The owner/operator, Greg is especially helpful. He gets me set up with the gear and notifies me that start time is 8pm - farmers hours. Woah!
I barely have time for a warm up and it's showtime! The first set is a quiet one performed for a few regulars and the staff. The encouraging thing is that the crowd is slowly growing in size and my posse hasn't even got in yet. About 4 or five songs into the set a rowdy bunch roll in, order beers and immediately begin heckling me; I sing, "They paved paradise, put up a parking lot." - Cat yells, "It was in the fucking way!" I can't help but flub the entire first verse laughing. A couple of more songs pass by and the same heckler decides it's time he ended the set so he invites me out for a session. About this time Kristi and her crew roll in so a coupla finale tunes are in order. The place packs up nicely.
During the break, I really start to feel the western hospitality. One older cat literally offers me the shirt off've his back as a souvenir. I'm thinking that either these folk really dig acoustic music or that they are pretty excited about the attractive group of out of towners that have just invaded their local; Gus, Nat and Nat's sister-in-law Kari definitely stick out lets just put it that way. Nah, it must be my playing - LOL!!
After the break shit gets blurry... Cats are yelling tunes at me right and left. "Do you know how to play this... that... (I need to know every tune ever recorded)." "Nirvana?" Out comes "Heart Shaped Box". Bingo! Shit gets rowdy. Shooters start to fly; the ladies receiving more that their share. One dude asks Nat out to dinner in front of her husband :O Luckily, Chris is pretty calm 'cause he's also quite built. At some point somebody produces a rubber chicken, puts a cigarette in it's mouth and lights it - "What tha...?" 3 sets later, a rousing choral version of Sandler's, "At A Medium Pace" and the dust begins to settle.
After the pics are snappt. After everybody's signed the chicken. After dude has apologized to Chris for the hundredth time. And after a very happy Greg has sent me off with his blessing, we roll back into Lethbridge, tired as hell, knowing that the kids will be keeping us honest in just a few short hours. What a gig.
Next time - Medicine hat. Fetish shops, free house boat trips and prar.i..e dr..i...vi...ng... *snores*.
Posted by i220 at June 16, 2005 09:03 AM
Comments
Deep Purple, April Wine, Mountain & Tricky Woo. Excellent Show! We missed Tricky Woo outright just trying to make a 6:45 start. We rolled in after Mountain had played their first set and man - I never knew that they were a 3 piece. I've heard rumours that the Purps are huge drinkers. Well, it appears that they like to invite the other bands to partake. Mountain were looking a little suspect/sloppy but were thouroughly entertaining! Even April Wine who I know from past experience to be very professional seemed a little rosey. But, the headliners did not miss a beat - maybe the alcohol had worn off by then? Blackmore woulda been nice to see but Steve Morse is one sick mofo on tha guitr!! Rest in Retirement Jon Lord and know that Don Airey hasn't taken your place in our hearts but he can still rawk tha fuck outta his keyz! Ian Paice is as far as I'm concerned one of the best metal drummers ever! All I hear about is Mooney, Bonham and AVH - well, catz - look to tha darkhorse! Roger Glover should be renamed Roger Gluever... Highway Star - nuff said! And finally - Ian Gillan - Jesus himself. SHIT!!! I've seen and heard the recent Plant/Page abominations. I've heard the arguments about the first metal band ever (btw Americans - Hush did come out before Zepplin 1). I've heard the classic Zep albums. And while I do not argue that Led Zepplin may have been the greatest singular line-up at one time, I gotta say that I would definitely take Ian Gillan over Robert Plant any day any era! Cat doesn't use ANY effects - no rev - very little if any compression. He sings, he screams, he dances, he MCs... Dude is incompareable! Czech it!
Posted by: Deep Purple at June 20, 2005 08:01 AM
dude. comment thing seems to be working, no? nice gig recap as well. give me a shout man!
Posted by: finnay at June 20, 2005 12:29 PM
!220 is this the log of your recent tour? it's really cool, man, you got the life dude, i admire you and am a little jealous too
your buddy in cally
angel
Posted by: ANGEL at August 19, 2005 06:48 PM
wait a minute here, robert plant (maybe to women) was the sexiest dude alive back in the day, he can sing the blues man, and i really dig him, still do, he has some pipes on him fur sure.
don't disc my man robert plant.
angel
Posted by: ANGEL at August 19, 2005 06:50 PM